Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Orcas are Awesome

My dislike for sharks is a well known and documented fact. For further confirmation just ask the Wyricks. I like the ocean, but I never go to the beach without thinking about what lurks just beneath the surface. Slippery silver tubes of death with nothing but teeth and pain to offer this world. And now Great White Sharks have decided to take to the skies, have you seen the leaping sharks of Shark Week? Orcas (Killer Whales to the layman) on the other hand, totally awesome. They are like giant murderous penguins, and I love penguins (thank you Elijah Wood).

So you can imagine my excitement when I saw this video on Digg: "Killer Whale eats Jaws." Now that's good news. Finally somebody decided to stand up to this bully of the seas and put him in his place. What's the best part about this? The Orca used Killer Whale kung fu on the shark! Even though the Orca had like 500 lbs on the shark, he decided to go all Steven Seagal and put it in a sleeper hold before ripping its throat out. Booyaa Orca! How do you like them apples Mr. apex predator of the ocean?

So after the Orca dispatches of the shark, he decides to add one more celebrity impersonation to his resume and goes Hannibal Lecter and eats the shark's liver (no fava beans or warm Chianti though). Righteous! Can you tell I really dislike sharks. This video really is pretty awesome.



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